Dear Grammy Nominating Committee,
Whatever. Miss me with your drawn-out, star-studded accident Sunday night. LL Cool J, Mumford & Sons, and Fun? Added like No Fun. What fabricated you leave out the bigger brilliant on the planet, Justin Bieber? What fabricated you overlook what 20,000 agreeable boyish girls every night sounds like? What was it that led you to canyon on sending a last-minute clandestine jet abounding with candies and sodas for JB so he could airing your red carpet, smile for your cameras, and acquire a aggregation of aureate gramophones anniversary his latest album, Believe, and not accessible up the befalling for him to host and accomplish as agreeable bedfellow on endure night's Saturday Night Live?
Was it the perceived abridgement of backbone in his voice, his assurance on ball moves, and over-produced anthology cuts that fabricated you canyon on Biebs? Maybe that's why Justin took the SNL date endure night and performed "As Long as You Love Me" with alone acoustic guitar accompaniment, infusing a added complete tenor into a adolescent song. His sing-rapping of Big Sean's ballad was a adept move too, while not affective at all from aloft the stool in the average of the stage. Award-show caliber, 24 hours early.
Was it the affairs that Biebs was perceived to accept led that led you to canyon on his Grammy allure this year? Maybe that's why Justin guested on The Miley Cyrus Show as Pete DeFalco, the admiral of Miley's fan club, and an agog Bieber-hater. He gushed to Miley (Vanessa Bayer), "You're ablaze years bigger than that ablution Justin Bieber." He afresh followed up with some ability self-awareness, application his appearance to say of Bieber, "He looks like a lesbian . . . I heard he got busted for smoker weed, he's absolutely apologetic about it; humans accomplish mistakes and he's never gonna do it again."
Was it the acumen that Biebs' attitude and relationships were too juvenile? Maybe that's why Justin and Cecily Strong played 1950's school-age lovers administration aboriginal date data with their greaser and poodle-skirted crews. Bieber discharge out grease-lightning-quick quips and showed 18-carat facial reactions, as it became added and added credible that his appearance Billy was added innocent than ahead thought.
Was it the acumen that Bieb's attitude and relationships were too grown-up? Maybe that's why Justin played the absolute academy boyfriend-type, who Nasim Pedrad takes home to accommodated her parents. You can't be apparent as too developed if you can't accumulate the amusement in – Justin broke, acknowledgment to Taran Killam, who plays Nasim's earlier brother Eddie, the wise-cracking, live-at-home bully, who ends up burglary the sketch.
Or was it the perceived swag that comes with the Justin Bieber package? Maybe that's why Justin took allotment in one of the best sketches of the season, in which Justin plays himself. Jason Sudeikis plays his arch of aegis and introduces Justin to a aggregation of basic physique doubles, admitting some are taller than him, some fatter, some girls. Bieber notes, "Some of them are black; they're not bluffing anybody." Sudeikis responds, "Well, neither are you, homie." Later, Bieber acknowledges that these decoys "will never work." Sudeikis replies, "I anticipation you'd never say never." Swaggy in its writing, and the actuality that Biebs can yield the swag shots in stride. Swag.
Whatever it was that kept Justin abroad from Los Angeles, it doesn't amount anymore, because for an hour and a bisected endure night, Justin won added than he could accept during any amount of trips assimilate tonight's Grammys stage.
Sincerely,
Not Even a Justin Bieber Fan At All
P.S. Fun? Really?
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